My advent calender says that you are supposed to eat all the chocolates at once.
The problem with liking musicals is the fact that I can’t hear someone say “Who died?” without launching into an eight minute ballad about anarchy and bohemian ideals.
the best part of smoking by myself is that it’s always my hit
GOD I LOVE THIS FUCKING SHOW
There was this skinhead that was harrasing her, and she just walked right up to him and said: "I’m more of a man that you’ll ever be. And more of a woman that you’ll ever get."
An appropriate response